"A mathematician is a device for turning
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"A mathematician is a device for turning
coffee into theorems" -- P. Erdos
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"A witty saying proves nothing." --
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"A witty saying proves nothing." --
Voltaire
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"Arguing with nyh just doesn't pay off."
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"Arguing with nyh just doesn't pay off."
-- Muli Ben-Yehuda, Linux-il list
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"Computers are useless. They can only
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"Computers are useless. They can only
give you answers." -- Pablo Picasso
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"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a
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"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a
couple of mistakes."
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"Do you want to restart Windows now or
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"Do you want to restart Windows now or
wait for the next crash?"
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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"God is dead." - Nietzsche; "Nietzsche is
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"God is dead." - Nietzsche; "Nietzsche is
dead" - God
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"How could we possibly use sex to get
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"How could we possibly use sex to get
what we want? Sex IS what we want!" Fraser
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"I don't use drugs, my dreams are
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"I don't use drugs, my dreams are
frightening enough." -- M. C. Escher
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"I'll doublecross that bridge when I come
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"I'll doublecross that bridge when I come
to it" (a politician about the future)
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"Luck is when preparation meets
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"Luck is when preparation meets
opportunity." - Richard Sherman
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"Mommy! The garbage man is here!" "Well,
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"Mommy! The garbage man is here!" "Well,
tell him we don't want any!"- Groucho Marx
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"Never be afraid to tell the world who
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"Never be afraid to tell the world who
you are." -- Anonymous
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"Outlook not so good." Wow! That magic 8-
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"Outlook not so good." Wow! That magic 8-
ball knows everything! So, what about IE?
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"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is
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"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is
one of its kernels" -- Richard Stallman
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"[I'm] so full of action, my name should
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"[I'm] so full of action, my name should
be a verb" -- Big Daddy Kane ("Raw", 1987)
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(On the back of a VW Beetle) Don't honk,
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(On the back of a VW Beetle) Don't honk,
I'm peddling as fast as I can.
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:(){ :|:&};: # DANGER: DO NOT run this,
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:(){ :|:&};: # DANGER: DO NOT run this,
unless you REALLY know what you're doing!
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A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of
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A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of
those from?
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A Nobel Peace Prize? I would KILL for one
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A Nobel Peace Prize? I would KILL for one
of those.
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A bird in the hand is safer than one
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A bird in the hand is safer than one
overhead.
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A cat has claws ending its paws. A
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A cat has claws ending its paws. A
sentence has a pause ending its clause.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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A city is a large community where people
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A city is a large community where people
are lonesome together.
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A computer program does what you tell it
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A computer program does what you tell it
to do, not what you want it to do.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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A computer without Microsoft is like a
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A computer without Microsoft is like a
chocolate cake without mustard.
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A conclusion is simply the place where
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A conclusion is simply the place where
you got tired of thinking.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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A conscience does not prevent sin. It
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A conscience does not prevent sin. It
only prevents you from enjoying it.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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A diplomat thinks twice before saying
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A diplomat thinks twice before saying
nothing.
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A facility for quotation covers the
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A facility for quotation covers the
absence of original thought.
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A fanatic is one who can't change his
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A fanatic is one who can't change his
mind and won't change the subject.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is
a fine for doing well.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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A good programmer is someone who looks
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A good programmer is someone who looks
both ways before crossing a one-way street.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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A language is a dialect with an army.
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A language is a dialect with an army.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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A man is incomplete until he is married.
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A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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A man with a watch knows what time it is.
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A man with a watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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A messy desk is a sign of a messy mind.
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A messy desk is a sign of a messy mind.
An empty desk is a sign of an empty mind.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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A professor is one who talks in someone
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A professor is one who talks in someone
else's sleep.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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A smart man always covers his ass. A wise
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A smart man always covers his ass. A wise
man just keeps his pants on.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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A thing is not necessarily true because a
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A thing is not necessarily true because a
man dies for it. - Oscar Wilde
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AAAAA: the American Association for the
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AAAAA: the American Association for the
Abolition of Abbreviations and Acronyms
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AlGoreithm, n: Repeating a calculation
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AlGoreithm, n: Repeating a calculation
until a prior desired result is produced.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Alarm clock: A device to wake people
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Alarm clock: A device to wake people
without small kids.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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All those who believe in psychokinesis,
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All those who believe in psychokinesis,
raise my hand.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Always borrow money from pessimists. They
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Always borrow money from pessimists. They
don't expect to be paid back.
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Always go to other people's funerals,
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Always go to other people's funerals,
otherwise they won't come to yours.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet,
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Always keep your words soft and sweet,
just in case you have to eat them.
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Always remember you're unique, just like
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Always remember you're unique, just like
everyone else.
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An Apple a day, keeps Windows away.
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An Apple a day, keeps Windows away.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An
onion a day keeps everyone away!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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An egotist is a person of low taste, more
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An egotist is a person of low taste, more
interested in himself than in me.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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An error? Impossible! My modem is error
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An error? Impossible! My modem is error
correcting.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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And now for some feedback:
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And now for some feedback:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Anyone who quotes me in their sig is an
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Anyone who quotes me in their sig is an
idiot. -- Rusty Russell's sig.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Are you still here? The message is over.
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Are you still here? The message is over.
Shoo! Go away!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a
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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a
cat.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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As far as we know, our computer has never
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As far as we know, our computer has never
had an undetected error.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Attention: There will be a rain dance
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Attention: There will be a rain dance
Friday night, weather permitting.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Bank, n: a place that will lend you money
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Bank, n: a place that will lend you money
if you can prove that you don't need it.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Bigamy: Having one wife too many.
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Bigamy: Having one wife too many.
Monogamy: The same thing!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Birthdays are good for you - the more you
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Birthdays are good for you - the more you
have the longer you live.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by
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Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by
wood into which one pours money.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Bore, n.: A person who talks when you
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Bore, n.: A person who talks when you
wish him to listen.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Bumper sticker on stealth bomber: "If you
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Bumper sticker on stealth bomber: "If you
can read this, we wasted a lot of money!"
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Bureaucracy, n: A method for transforming
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Bureaucracy, n: A method for transforming
energy into solid waste.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Business jargon is the art of saying
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Business jargon is the art of saying
nothing while appearing to say a lot.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't
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Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't
feed you fast enough.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get
eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Cats aren't clean, they're just covered
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Cats aren't clean, they're just covered
with cat spit.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Cats know what we feel. They don't care,
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Cats know what we feel. They don't care,
but they know.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Cement mixer collided with a prison van.
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Cement mixer collided with a prison van.
Look out for sixteen hardened criminals.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Christopher Robin Hood steals from the
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Christopher Robin Hood steals from the
rich and gives to the Pooh.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Cigarette: tobacco wrapped in paper, fire
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Cigarette: tobacco wrapped in paper, fire
at one end, and a fool at the other.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Committee: A group of people that keeps
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Committee: A group of people that keeps
minutes and wastes hours.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Communism is the equal distribution of
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Communism is the equal distribution of
poverty.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Computers are like air conditioners. Both
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Computers are like air conditioners. Both
stop working if you open windows.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Corduroy pillows - they're making
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Corduroy pillows - they're making
headlines!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Creativity consists of coming up with
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Creativity consists of coming up with
many ideas, not just that one great idea.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard
this bull before.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Despite the cost of living, have you
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Despite the cost of living, have you
noticed how it remains so popular?
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Diplomat: A man who always remembers a
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Diplomat: A man who always remembers a
woman's birthday but never her age.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Disclaimer: The opinions expressed above
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Disclaimer: The opinions expressed above
are not my own.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Does replacing myself with a shell-script
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Does replacing myself with a shell-script
make me impressive or insignificant?
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be
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Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be
replaced, you can't be promoted.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Drink varnish and you'll get a lovely
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Drink varnish and you'll get a lovely
finish.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Early bird gets the worm, but the second
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Early bird gets the worm, but the second
mouse gets the cheese.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Earth First! We can strip-mine the other
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Earth First! We can strip-mine the other
planets later...
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with
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Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with
battery.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Enjoy the new millennium; it might be
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Enjoy the new millennium; it might be
your last.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Entropy: Not just a fad, it's the future!
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Entropy: Not just a fad, it's the future!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter
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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter
since nobody listens.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Experience is what causes a person to
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Experience is what causes a person to
make new mistakes instead of old ones.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Experience is what lets you recognize a
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Experience is what lets you recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Fame: when your name is in everything but
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Fame: when your name is in everything but
the phone book.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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For people who like peace and quiet - a
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For people who like peace and quiet - a
phoneless cord.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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From the Linux getopt(3) manpage: "BUGS:
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From the Linux getopt(3) manpage: "BUGS:
This manpage is confusing."
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Give Yogi a rifle. Support your right to
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Give Yogi a rifle. Support your right to
arm bears!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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God created the world out of nothing, but
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God created the world out of nothing, but
the nothingness still shows through.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Guarantee: this email is 100% free of
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Guarantee: this email is 100% free of
magnetic monopoles, or your money back!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Happiness isn't getting what you want,
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Happiness isn't getting what you want,
it's wanting what you've got.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer
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Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer
system that can be kicked.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Having a smoking section in a restaurant
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Having a smoking section in a restaurant
is like having a peeing section in a pool
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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He who dies with the most toys is still
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He who dies with the most toys is still
dead -- Citibank billboard, Manhattan 2001
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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He who has more is not happier than he
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He who has more is not happier than he
who wants less.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Help Microsoft stamp out piracy. Give
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Help Microsoft stamp out piracy. Give
Linux to a friend today!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to
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Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to
apply.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Hi! I'm a signature virus! Copy me into
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Hi! I'm a signature virus! Copy me into
your signature to help me spread!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Hindsight is always 20:20
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Hindsight is always 20:20
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Hospital: Where they wake you up to give
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Hospital: Where they wake you up to give
you a sleeping pill.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Hospitality: Making your guests feel at
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Hospitality: Making your guests feel at
home, even if you wish they were.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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How do you tell when a pineapple is ready
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How do you tell when a pineapple is ready
to eat? It picks up its knife and fork
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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How long a minute depends on what side of
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How long a minute depends on what side of
the bathroom door you're on.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if
a woodchuck would chuck wood?
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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How to become immortal: Read this
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How to become immortal: Read this
signature tomorrow and follow its advice.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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How's he gonna read that magazine rolled
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How's he gonna read that magazine rolled
up like that? What the ... - a fly.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I am logged in, therefore I am.
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I am logged in, therefore I am.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I am the world's greatest authority on my
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I am the world's greatest authority on my
own opinion.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I am thinking about a new signature. Stay
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I am thinking about a new signature. Stay
tuned.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I before E except after C. We live in a
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I before E except after C. We live in a
weird society!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I considered atheism but there weren't
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I considered atheism but there weren't
enough holidays.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I
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I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I
just got this one.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I couldn't think of an interesting
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I couldn't think of an interesting
signature to put here... Maybe next time.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food.
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I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I don't live on the edge, but sometimes I
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I don't live on the edge, but sometimes I
go there to visit.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy
every minute of it.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately,
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I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately,
this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I have a great signature, but it won't
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I have a great signature, but it won't
fit at the end of this message -- Fermat
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I have a watch cat! If someone breaks in,
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I have a watch cat! If someone breaks in,
she'll watch.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I have an open mind - it's just closed
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I have an open mind - it's just closed
for repairs.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I intend to live forever - so far, so
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I intend to live forever - so far, so
good.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing
sound they make as they go by.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.
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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.
Now I don't know what to feed it...
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I put a dollar in one of those change
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I put a dollar in one of those change
machines. Nothing changed.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I started out with nothing... I still
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I started out with nothing... I still
have most of it.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I used to be a lumberjack, but I just
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I used to be a lumberjack, but I just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I used to work in a pickle factory, until
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I used to work in a pickle factory, until
I got canned.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I want to be a human being, not a human
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I want to be a human being, not a human
doing -- Scatman John
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I want to live forever or die in the
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I want to live forever or die in the
attempt.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I work for money. If you want loyalty,
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I work for money. If you want loyalty,
buy yourself a dog.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I would give my right arm to be
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I would give my right arm to be
ambidextrous.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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I'm a peripheral visionary: I see into
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I'm a peripheral visionary: I see into
the future, but mostly off to the sides.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If God had intended us to be vegetarians,
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If God had intended us to be vegetarians,
He wouldn't have made animals out of meat
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If God is watching us, the least we can
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If God is watching us, the least we can
do is be entertaining.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If I am not for myself, who will be for
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If I am not for myself, who will be for
me? If I am only for myself, who am I?
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing
this one?.... Abraham Lincoln
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If Windows is the answer, you didn't
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If Windows is the answer, you didn't
understand the question.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If a million Shakespeares tried to write
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If a million Shakespeares tried to write
together, they would write like a monkey.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving
is not for you.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is
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If con is the opposite of pro, is
congress the opposite of progress?
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If glory comes after death, I'm not in a
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If glory comes after death, I'm not in a
hurry. (Latin proverb)
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If marriage was illegal, only outlaws
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If marriage was illegal, only outlaws
would have in-laws.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If the universe is expanding, why can't I
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If the universe is expanding, why can't I
find a parking space?
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it
turn?
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If you drink, don't park; Accidents cause
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If you drink, don't park; Accidents cause
people.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If you lost your left arm, your right arm
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If you lost your left arm, your right arm
would be left.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to
remember anything.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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If you're looking for a helping hand,
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If you're looking for a helping hand,
look first at the end of your arm.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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In Fortran, God is real unless declared
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In Fortran, God is real unless declared
an integer.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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In God we Trust -- all others must submit
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In God we Trust -- all others must submit
an X.509 certificate.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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In case of emergency, this box may be
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In case of emergency, this box may be
used as a quotation device.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Isn't Disney World a people trap operated
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Isn't Disney World a people trap operated
by a mouse?
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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It is better to be thought a fool, then
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It is better to be thought a fool, then
to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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It's fortunate I have bad luck - without
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It's fortunate I have bad luck - without
it I would have no luck at all!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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It's hard to fly like an eagle when
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It's hard to fly like an eagle when
you're surrounded by turkeys.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Jury: Twelve people who determine which
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Jury: Twelve people who determine which
client has the better lawyer.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Just remember that if the world didn't
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Just remember that if the world didn't
suck, we would all fall off.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Learn from mistakes of others; you won't
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Learn from mistakes of others; you won't
live long enough to make them all yourself
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Life can only be understood backwards but
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Life can only be understood backwards but
it must be lived forwards.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Life is what happens to you while you're
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Life is what happens to you while you're
busy making other plans. - John Lennon
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Life's a bitch, but god forbid the bitch
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Life's a bitch, but god forbid the bitch
divorce me -- Nas
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Linux *is* user-friendly. Not
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Linux *is* user-friendly. Not
idiot-friendly, but user-friendly.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Linux is just like a wigwam: no Windows,
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Linux is just like a wigwam: no Windows,
no Gates and an Apache inside.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Linux: Because rebooting is for adding
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Linux: Because rebooting is for adding
new hardware.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Live as if you were to die tomorrow,
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Live as if you were to die tomorrow,
learn as if you were to live forever.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Long periods of drought are always
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Long periods of drought are always
followed by rain.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at
math.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Lumber Cartel member #2224.
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Lumber Cartel member #2224.
http://lumbercartel.freeyellow.com/
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make
a better idiot.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Martin Luther King said "I have a dream",
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Martin Luther King said "I have a dream",
not "I have a plan".
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May you live as long as you want - and
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May you live as long as you want - and
never want as long as you live.
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Microchips: what's left at the bottom of
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Microchips: what's left at the bottom of
the bag when it reaches you.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Ms Piggy's last words: "I'm pink,
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Ms Piggy's last words: "I'm pink,
therefore I'm ham."
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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My greatest fear is that no-one will
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My greatest fear is that no-one will
remember me after I'm dead - some dead guy
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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My password is my dog's name. His name is
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My password is my dog's name. His name is
a#j!4@h, but I change it every month.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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My typos are intentional copyright traps.
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My typos are intentional copyright traps.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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New! Divorcee Barbie! Comes with all the
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New! Divorcee Barbie! Comes with all the
usual accessories, plus all of Ken's stuff
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Only dead fish go with the flow.
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Only dead fish go with the flow.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Open your arms to change, but don't let
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Open your arms to change, but don't let
go of your values.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Politics, n: from Greek, "poly"=many,
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Politics, n: from Greek, "poly"=many,
"ticks"=blood sucking parasites.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Promises are like babies: fun to make,
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Promises are like babies: fun to make,
but hell to deliver.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Quitters never win. Winners never quit.
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Quitters never win. Winners never quit.
Idiots never win BUT STILL never quit.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Recursive, adj.: See Recursive
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Recursive, adj.: See Recursive
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Red meat is not bad for you: fuzzy green
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Red meat is not bad for you: fuzzy green
meat is bad for you.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Seen on a sign outside a church: "This is
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Seen on a sign outside a church: "This is
a C H _ _ C H ... what's missing?"
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Seen on the back of a dump truck:
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Seen on the back of a dump truck:
<---PASSING SIDE . . . . . SUICIDE--->
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Share your knowledge. It's a way to
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Share your knowledge. It's a way to
achieve immortality.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Shortening Year-2000 to Y2K was just the
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Shortening Year-2000 to Y2K was just the
kind of thinking that caused that problem!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Sign above a shop selling burglar alarms:
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Sign above a shop selling burglar alarms:
"For the man who has everything"
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Sign in pool: "Welcome to our OOL. Notice
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Sign in pool: "Welcome to our OOL. Notice
there is no P, please keep it that way."
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Sign in zoo: Do not feed the animals. If
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Sign in zoo: Do not feed the animals. If
you have food give it to the guard on duty
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Sign on a back of truck: "Overtakers
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Sign on a back of truck: "Overtakers
beware, or you might meet the Undertaker"
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Sign seen in restaurant: We Reserve The
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Sign seen in restaurant: We Reserve The
Right To Serve Refuse To Anyone!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Snowflakes are very fragile, but look
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Snowflakes are very fragile, but look
what they can do when they stick together!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Software is like sex, it is better when
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Software is like sex, it is better when
it's free -- Linus Torvalds
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Some people bring happiness wherever they
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Some people bring happiness wherever they
go, others whenever they go.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Someone offered you a cute little quote
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Someone offered you a cute little quote
for your signature? JUST SAY NO!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Sorry, but my karma just ran over your
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Sorry, but my karma just ran over your
dogma.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Spelling mistakes left in for people who
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Spelling mistakes left in for people who
feel the need to correct others.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Strike not only while the iron is hot,
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Strike not only while the iron is hot,
make the iron hot by striking it.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Support bacteria - they're the only
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Support bacteria - they're the only
culture some people have!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Tact is the art of making a point without
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Tact is the art of making a point without
making an enemy.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Tact: The ability to describe others as
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Tact: The ability to describe others as
they see themselves. - Abraham Lincoln
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
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Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Tea or coffee? Coffee, without cream. It
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Tea or coffee? Coffee, without cream. It
will be without milk, we have no cream.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The 3 stages of sex: Tri-weekly, try
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The 3 stages of sex: Tri-weekly, try
weekly, try weakly.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The fact that no one understands you
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The fact that no one understands you
doesn't mean you're an artist.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The human mind is like a parachute - it
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The human mind is like a parachute - it
functions better when it is open.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The knowledge that you are an idiot, is
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The knowledge that you are an idiot, is
what distinguishes you from one.
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The meek shall inherit the Earth, for
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The meek shall inherit the Earth, for
they are too timid to refuse it.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The message above is just this
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The message above is just this
signature's way of propagating itself.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The path of least resistance is what
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The path of least resistance is what
makes rivers and politicians crooked.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The person who knows how to laugh at
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The person who knows how to laugh at
himself will never cease to be amused.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The road to good intentions is paved with
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The road to good intentions is paved with
hell.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The socks in my drawer are like
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The socks in my drawer are like
snowflakes: No two are alike.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The space between my ears was
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The space between my ears was
intentionally left blank.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The trouble with being punctual is that
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The trouble with being punctual is that
nobody is there to appreciate it.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The trouble with political jokes is they
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The trouble with political jokes is they
get elected.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The two most common elements in the
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The two most common elements in the
universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The two rules for success are: 1. Never
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The two rules for success are: 1. Never
tell them everything you know.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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The world is coming to an end ... SAVE
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The world is coming to an end ... SAVE
YOUR BUFFERS!!!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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There are 2 ways to do it - my way and
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There are 2 ways to do it - my way and
the right way
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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This '|' is not a pipe.
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This '|' is not a pipe.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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This box was intentionally left blank.
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This box was intentionally left blank.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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This message contains 100% recycled
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This message contains 100% recycled
characters.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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This signature was intentionally left
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This signature was intentionally left
boring.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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This space is for sale - inquire inside.
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This space is for sale - inquire inside.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Those are my principles. If you don't
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Those are my principles. If you don't
like them, I have others.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Those who beat their swords into
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Those who beat their swords into
plowshares will plow for those who don't.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Thousands of years ago, cats were
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Thousands of years ago, cats were
worshipped as gods. They never forgot.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately
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Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately
it kills all its students.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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To decide or not to decide, that is the
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To decide or not to decide, that is the
question. Or is it?
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Today is the tomorrow you worried about
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Today is the tomorrow you worried about
yesterday, and now you know why.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Topologist, n.: A person who cannot tell
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Topologist, n.: A person who cannot tell
a doughnut from a coffee mug.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Tourist: Someone who goes 3,000 miles to
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Tourist: Someone who goes 3,000 miles to
get a picture in front of his car.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Two wrongs may not may a right, but three
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Two wrongs may not may a right, but three
rights make a left.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Unix is simple, but it takes a genius to
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Unix is simple, but it takes a genius to
understand its simplicity.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Unix is user friendly - it's just picky
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Unix is user friendly - it's just picky
about its friends.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Unlike Microsoft, a restaurant will not
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Unlike Microsoft, a restaurant will not
ask me to pay for food with a bug in it!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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War doesn't determine who's right but
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War doesn't determine who's right but
who's left.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Ways to Relieve Stress #10: Make up a
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Ways to Relieve Stress #10: Make up a
language and ask people for directions.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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We aim to please, you aim too, please.
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We aim to please, you aim too, please.
(sign in a gas station men's room)
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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We are Microsoft. You will be
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We are Microsoft. You will be
assimilated. Resistance is futile.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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We could wipe out world hunger if we knew
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We could wipe out world hunger if we knew
how to make AOL's Free CD's edible!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to
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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to
bare arms!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Welcome to the Church of the Holy
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Welcome to the Church of the Holy
Cabbage. Lettuce pray...
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog
vendor? Make me one with everything.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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What's the difference between roast beef
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What's the difference between roast beef
and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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What's the greatest world-wide use of
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What's the greatest world-wide use of
cowhide? To hold cows together.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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What's tiny, yellow and very dangerous? A
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What's tiny, yellow and very dangerous? A
canary with the super-user password.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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When everything's coming your way, you're
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When everything's coming your way, you're
in the wrong lane.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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When you handle yourself, use your head;
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When you handle yourself, use your head;
when you handle others, use your heart.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
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When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Why are you looking down here? The joke
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Why are you looking down here? The joke
is above!
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Why aren't fishmongers generous? Their
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Why aren't fishmongers generous? Their
business makes them selfish.
-- One of Nadav Har’El's Email Signatures.
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Why do doctors call what they do
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Why do doctors call what they do
practice? Think about it.
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Why do programmers mix up Christmas and
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Why do programmers mix up Christmas and
Halloween? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on
a driveway?
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Willpower: The ability to eat only one
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Willpower: The ability to eat only one
salted peanut.
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Windows detected you moved your mouse.
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Windows detected you moved your mouse.
Reboot for this change to take effect.
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Windows-2000/Professional isn't.
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Windows-2000/Professional isn't.
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You do not need a parachute to skydive.
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You do not need a parachute to skydive.
You only need one to skydive twice.
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You have the right to remain silent.
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You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be used against you.
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You may only be one person to the world,
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You may only be one person to the world,
but may also be the world to one person.
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ech`echo xiun|tr nu oc|sed
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ech`echo xiun|tr nu oc|sed
'sx\([sx]\)\([xoi]\)xo un\2\1 is xg'`ol
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echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]
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echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]
sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc
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