| →xmler |
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| xmler |
Hi |
| xmler |
How can I do <a href="$variable">blah</a> in XSLT? |
| rindolf |
xmler: you can use <xsl:attribute> |
| rindolf |
xmler: or use ${...} |
| rindolf |
xmler: have you read the Zvon XSLT tutorial? |
| xmler |
rindolf: I've read various resources; perhaps it's the fault of XML::XSLT on CPAN |
| rindolf |
xmler: use XML::LibXSLT instead. |
| rindolf |
It's faster and better. |
| Zuu |
<insert mean statement about XSLT> |
| Zuu |
:) |
| rindolf |
"XSLT is the work of Satan" |
| rindolf |
"It's the worst thing since non-sliced bread." |
| Zuu |
Hahaha :D |
| rindolf |
"Mothers used to tell their children about XSLT to scare them." |
| xmler |
Haha |
| Zuu |
That last one is good |
| xmler |
XSLT seems pretty cool |
| Zuu |
xmler, no no, that's not mean |
| Zuu |
you're doing it wrong |
| Zuu |
:P |
| xmler |
XSLT is too cool to be mean to :p |
| Zuu |
Hehe |
| rindolf |
"XSLT is the number one cause of programmers' suicides since Visual Basic 1.0" |
| tommy_the-dragon |
lol |
| Zuu |
:> |
| Zuu |
I could believe in that |
| rindolf |
"The X in XSLT stands for eXtermination." |
| rindolf |
"XSLT makes the baby jesus cry." |
| rindolf |
"The only things worse than XSLT are Excel and sugarless tea." |
| tommy_the-dragon |
rofl |
| * Zuu |
kinda likes Excel |
| rindolf |
Zuu: yes, it was a joke. |
| Zuu |
Noooh! |
| Zuu |
they are all true! |
| rindolf |
Now I'm out of ideas. |
| Zuu |
i havent even had a single idea yet.. |
| rindolf |
"XSLT is what Chuck Norris has nightmares of." |
| Zuu |
Whoah! |
| Zuu |
wait.. that would somehow make XSLT cooler than Chuck Norris... |
| Zuu |
Chuck Norris dont have mightmares |
| rindolf |
"Confucius e says: 'XSLT made me realise humanity was hopeless." |
| Zuu |
"Even APL wont make friends with XSLT" |
| Zuu |
yay, i maded one! |
| rindolf |
"God considered using XSLT as the tenth plague of Egypt, but thought it was too evil." |
| rindolf |
Zuu: :-) |
| Zuu |
Haha :D |
| Zuu |
that plauge one is awesome |
| rindolf |
"In Soviet Russia, XSLT codes you. Badly!" |
| rindolf |
"Satan condemned Hitler for a million years of writing XSLT" |
| rindolf |
OK, back to work. |
| rindolf |
C - not XSLt. |
| Zuu |
:) |
| rindolf |
"The KGB used to torture their victims by having them look at scrolling XSLT code" |
| xmler |
rindolf: lol, love the KGB + XSLT one |
| xmler |
rindolf: by the way, what's with the XSLT hate by the way, is it some kind of meme? :p |
| * Zuu |
gives xmler an XSLT interpreter written in XSLT |
| Jck_true |
I wanna make ASM code from XSLT |
| rindolf |
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You forced my father to write XSLT. Prepare to die! And be thankful I don't force you to write XSLT." |
| xmler |
Ah for gawd's sake. Can't install XML::LibXML, it says I don't have libxml2 (I do) |
| rindolf |
xmler: do you have the -devel package? |
| rindolf |
xmler: what is your distro? |
| rindolf |
OS distro I mean. |
| xmler |
rindolf: Debian 4.0 |
| xmler |
Ooh, perhaps I don't actually |
| rindolf |
xmler: ok, then apt-get install libxml-libxslt-perl |
| * Zuu |
have to go o/ |
| rindolf |
xmler: maybe we should discuss it on #perl? |
| rindolf |
Zuu: bye |
| rindolf |
Zuu: and beware of stray XSLT code. |
| Zuu |
I will :P |
| rindolf |
Zuu: OK. |
| xmler |
rindolf: sure, uno memento :) |