Chuck Norris as a Refactorer - Fortune

Chuck Norris as a Refactorer

Su-Shee 2010 is planned more or less as a refactoring year.
DrForr_ A whole *year*? What physical plane of existence do you reside on?
Su-Shee DrForr_: there's also bugs to fix and systems to care for and things like that. it's not that we're locked into the closet and a year later a new, shiny product is released. ;)
DrForr_ Closet optional.
Su-Shee I'm not a wonderwoman refactoring half a million lines of perl in a week, sorry. :)
rindolf Su-Shee: Chuck Norris refactors 10 millions lines of perl before lunch.
Su-Shee rindolf: hm. that's the reason.. I'm not as hairy as chuck norris and I don't have a beard...
rindolf Su-Shee: ah.
rindolf Su-Shee: Chuck Norris also wrote a complete Perl 6 implementation.
Su-Shee rindolf: I heard, he already wrote Perl 7.
rindolf Su-Shee: yes.
* rindolf wants to be as awesome as Chuck when he grows up.
Su-Shee rindolf: I envy you. I'll never be as awesome without a beard.
rindolf Su-Shee: heh.
rindolf Su-Shee: it doesn't matter if you're rigid on the outside as long as you're rigid on the inside.
Su-Shee chuck norris doesn't make mistakes.
rindolf Su-Shee: Chuck Norris corrects God.
Su-Shee rindolf: I'll apply as his secretary.
rindolf Su-Shee: as Chuck's?
Su-Shee rindolf: yes.
rindolf Su-Shee: OK.
rindolf Chuck Norris doesn't code. When he sits next to a computer, it just does whatever he wants.
Su-Shee I'll tell my boss tomorrow. Chuck is who he wants.
rindolf Su-Shee: Chuck Norris is his own boss.
rindolf Su-Shee: if you hire him, he'll tell your boss what to do.
Su-Shee good point.
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