(This bit was posted anonymously to a pastebot on 23 March, 2011. It is placed her for posterity after some editing.)
Question: how can I switch off my TV?
What he wants to hear? For example: Locate on/off button your TV remote a press it. The button is usually red and located at the topmost line on the remote.
The #perl expert's answer: First, what do you mean with "switch off"? Define it first. Nopaste your TV, TV remote and the living room too.
After a nopaste:
Your room is ugly. And the TV looks terrible. Use Mr. Clean on the screen and clean your living room first. Use three cleaning mops instead of two. Use HDMI and never use scart (?) connectors, unless you really want to. Your TV remote has unreadable buttons, clean up first. You're a beginner, so read:
- http://experts.blog/how_to_design_a_future_3D_TV.html
- http://experts.blog/the_basics_of_tv_repairing.html
- http://experts.blog/viruses_in_living_room_short_essay.html
- http://experts.blog/global_chip_replacement_guide.html
IRC guest: But, i don't want be a TV expert.
Answer: Why do you want to switch the TV on then?!
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