Perl, dongs and everything between on Freenode's #perl - Fortune

Perl, dongs and everything between on Freenode's #perl

* CPAN rating: Net-DNS-Check rated 4 stars by Ævar Arnfjörð Bjarmason
rindolf Oooh! avar has rated a module.
somian^{} avar! WHAT ARE YOU DOING rating CPAN modules!?! Do you really think you are QUALIFIED to be doing that!?! ;-P
* avar dongs somian^{}
* somian^{} laughs
avar somian^{}: I'M A PROFESSIONAL PERL PROGRAMMER
avar I know PERL
somian^{} But can u mAke teh weB with teh PERL!?
Earle_Martin avar: I know DONGS
avar Earle_Martin: SHOW ME
avar Earle_Martin: Don't you mean DONG foo?
* somian^{} has a silly grin on his face as he decends the stairs to make some fresh coffee
avar somian^{}: I maek teh web really well with PERL
Earle_Martin /DCC MATRIX avar
avar Earle_Martin: IT'S SO LARGE AND HARD!
Earle_Martin avar: You think that's milk you're drinking?
f3ew heh]
avar I was wondering why it was so delcicious
avar "I can't belive it's not jizz"
f3ew Take the red pill
rfordinal_ blue!
Earle_Martin I know PERL: Programmer's Elite Robotic Language
* avar goes back to work
Shadow42 I wonder what would happen if Neo was colorblind and took the wrong pill.
Earle_Martin 10 DO ROBOT DANCE
Earle_Martin 20 GOTO 10
avar which doesn't involving discussing dongs in great detail, unfortunately
Earle_Martin avar: the real world sucks
Channel #perl
Network Freenode
Tagline Perl and Dongs on Freenode's #perl