[
Greg the tech support guy is sitting in a Veterans
club along with a veteran.
]
Veteran:
Tech support? What the hell kind of wussy
veteran experience is that?!
Greg:
Look, pal, you try to deal rationally
with a horde
of puerile, clueless,
I-make-more-money-than-you-so-fix-this-now dorks on
a daily basis and then tell me who should get a
medal.
Veteran:
I…I'm sorry. I didn't know...
Greg:
Buddy, you have just no idea what
real pain is about.