[
on “The Days of our Lives”:]
Dr. Remore:
I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.
Dr. Remore:
There’s something I never told you Amber. I’m actually your
half-brother.
[
Everyone gasps. The show ends.]
Rachel:
So what happens next?
Joey:
Well, I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins. Then
Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And
that’s where I find the world’s biggest emerald. It’s really big but it’s
cursed.
Chandler:
God, that is good TV.