Joey:
God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, “Oh, I’m so talented.”
and “Oh, I’m so pretty,” and “Ooh, I smell so good.”
Chandler:
I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey:
Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here?! You
know?
Chandler:
I’m talking about you. You big, big freak.
Joey:
Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, you’re out of your mind.
Chandler:
Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours!
If you were in a school yard you’d be pulling her pigtails and pushing her
down now!
Joey:
Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these
sexual scenarios and stuff, huh?!