My Aphorisms as Graphic Designs

I don’t believe in fairies

I don’t believe in fairies. Oops! A fairy died.

I don’t believe in fairies. Oops! Another fairy died.

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Give me ASCII…

Give me ASCII or Give me Deaþ!

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What do you mean by “WDYM”

What do you mean by “WDYM”?

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The American Lottery

The American Lottery - all you need is a dollar and a dream. We will take the dollar, but you can keep the dream.

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chromatic’d!

Kiss me! My blog post got chromatic’d!

Based on a true story. chromatic has been criticising other people’s blog posts on his use.perl.org journal, and when he did it for a feature I placed on my homepage, I decided to prepare this design to commemorate the occasion.

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C++ supports Object Oriented Programming…

C++ supports Object Oriented Programming roughly as much as COBOL supports Functional Programming.

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